I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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