She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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