just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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