Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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