ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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