no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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