You're my little dorito
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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