Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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