i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You may now shotgun with the bride
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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