Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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