Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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