You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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