quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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