i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Of course I have a pirate flag
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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