he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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