ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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