I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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