Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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