Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
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