i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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