So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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