The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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