I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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