plz talk dirty to me
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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