I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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