1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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