We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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