Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i wish my penis had a tongue
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Randomize
