Already got asked if we're dating
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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