Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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