Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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