I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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