Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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