I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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