Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
