they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
We need a shit load of segways right now
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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