Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Randomize
