either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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