i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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