everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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