help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
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