when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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