even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
