IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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