I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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