he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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