If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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