Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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