I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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