I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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