So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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