I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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