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If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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