why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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